So one of my awesome followers sent this to me and I just had to share:
Subject: The Blandwich
There is no worst waste of stomach space than a turkey and havarti sandwich. It is literally my only food pet peeve because it is the only food that makes me mad to eat it. It's the food equivalent of being given a large empty gift box on Christmas, and then being made to eat it. I almost fell out of my chair when you nailed it in your latest review.
What a perfect word...BLANDWICH! Genius.
*Note: I do like Turkey and Havarti... just not the one at the Alamo Drafthouse :)
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